Fuck A Dog

Blink 182

(Tom)
i
want to fuck a dog in the ass
(mark)he wants to fuck a dog in the ass
(tom)i want to fuck a dog
thats right kids
i
tried to fuck your mom in the ass
i tried to fuck your dad in the ass,
could only find the dog,
and his ass
(chorus)
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a fucking dog
(tom)
i
tried to fuck a fuckin pirate in the ass
(pirate: arg, me first matey scurvy cur)
tried to fuck a fuckin pirate
but i found a dog
(pirate in mexican acent ) aii, that was no pirate,
man, that was thy own sister!
(mark), its a mexican pirate!
(chorus)